The alternative ending to Lord of the Flies

1.The last chapter of lord of the flies was a sad chapter even they were rescued it kind of looks back at what happened like Simon and Piggy died Jack turned an innocent group of children into savages and they completely burned down the island down to the last palm tree. So personally I wouldn`t count this as viewer friendly. Now here`s my ending to Lord of the flies. Ralph laid their on the beach silently covered in scars and wounds he looked at the twins as they fight over a piece of fruit. Then Ralph said to Sam and Eric and said "no madder how much it kills me to say this but we must make peace with Jack" the twins gasped then nodded in agreement. So they walked towards the cave and said to Jack that they were in desperate need of food and shelter, Jack laughed and said to them no because as long as they were on the island you defied me and ridiculed my judgments. Then over near the bushes their was a rustling noise then a black cougar jumped out and the little`un with the scar on his face said i told you their was a beastie. Everyone except Ralph and the twins where scared out of their mind all the little`uns said Jack protect us. Jack didn`t know what to do but Ralph said "listen i read in a book if look into a cougars eyes or run it will kill you", so all the little`uns stayed put and closed their eyes but Jack said "everyone run but they stayed put while Jack was running he got chased by the black cougar into the forest. Then Ralph looked and yelled "theirs a boat start a fire quick" Eric dropped a branch that was on fire it hit a tree the fire started to spread until every tree was on fire birds flew away and pigs were stampeding the boat went towards the island a guy in white suit said "are their any adults here" they said no "all you all British" they said yes was anybody killed they said "two maybe three", then they heard screaming saying "start the boat" it was Jack he had lots of bite marks everywhere and he ran and jumped on the boat and said "get on here before the cougar comes back" they got on and sailed off and asked Jack "how did you survive" Jack  said "first the cougar caught dragged me to its den its bit me a couple of times until I had Diarrhea from the fruit i ate earlier the cougar ran out of the den to barf that`s when I ran towards the boat". Ralph said "now we are heading home" until Jack leaned to the side and got pulled under the water by a squid tentacle and the little`un said "well that proves theirs a water beastie" and everyone but Jack lived happily ever after until they got diarrhea from the fruit they ate. The End. And that`s my alternative ending to lord of the flies. moral of the story don`t eat the fruit unless you know what it is side effects may vary. Thank you please come again.
2. The human nature in lord of the flies was somewhat complicated because at first when they were on the island they followed Lockes thesis were they handled things democratically and made social contracts as good as actual laws. But then half way through the book it turned into Hobbes thesis were they fight for survival and their social contracts don`t do crap and become blood thirsty so its kind of 50/50 in lord of the flies.
3. Rough because they had to go through so much just to barely survive drink urine most of them did. Probably steal from the dead bodies that didn`t make it. And dealing with another countries army being shot at and thrown into crocodile infested rivers and crossing crocodile infested rivers it was anything but easy.The Lost Boys experience was a tough experience but hey at least some of them survived.